Okay, so. Illustrator is probably an awesome program if you enjoy stumbling through a horde of nonsensical menus and generally a program that is ridiculously far from being “similar to Photoshop.” I honestly want to punch everyone who says it’s...

Okay, so. Illustrator is probably an awesome program if you enjoy stumbling through a horde of nonsensical menus and generally a program that is ridiculously far from being “similar to Photoshop.”

I honestly want to punch everyone who says it’s fucking similar to Photoshop. Because it isn’t. It looks the same, but once you get more in-depth, it’s just. No. It’s not similar to Photoshop at all. If it were, it’d have a fucking Blending Options menu, so that I won’t have to dig through twelve separate menus to get ONE effect.

I mean.

Fuck. No wonder teachers harp about how Illustrator is best; they just want to brag about being able to use that shithole of a program.

And why do we use it? Oh, because it’s the only Adobe program, aside from Flash and InDesign, that can create vectors.

INDESIGN. FUCKING INDESIGN is easier than Illustrator.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

Though on the other hand, I understand more of Illustrator than I ever did of Flash. I’ve just given up on Flash. It’s. Wow. The most disturbingly ridiculously compiled program ever to exist. How people can use that thing is beyond me.

No fucking wonder animators are so expensive.